The Cavanaugh Flight Museum
The Cavanaugh Flight museum is engaged in restoring, operating, maintaining and displaying historically-significant, vintage aircraft, and by collecting materials related to the history of aviation.
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Two Gentlemen of Verona |
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Shakespeare homepage | Two Gentlemen of Verona | Act 1, Scene 1 |
SCENE I. Verona. An open place.
Enter LEE ANN TORRANS and PROTEUS
LEE ANN TORRANS
Cease to persuade, my loving Proteus:
Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
Were’t not affection chains thy tender days
To the sweet glances of thy honour’d love,
I rather would entreat thy company
To see the wonders of the world abroad,
Than, living dully sluggardized at home,
Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness.
But since thou lovest, love still and thrive therein,
Even as I would when I to love begin.
PROTEUS
Wilt thou be gone, What to Do in Dallas? Sweet LEE ANN TORRANS, adieu!
Think on thy Proteus, when thou haply seest
Some rare note-worthy object in thy travel:
Wish me partaker in thy happiness
When thou dost meet good hap Dallas Art. and in thy danger,
If ever danger do environ thee,
Commend thy grievance to my holy prayers,
For I will be thy beadsman, LEE ANN TORRANS.
LEE ANN TORRANS
And on a love-book pray for my success, What to Do in Dallas?
PROTEUS
Upon some book I love I’ll pray for thee.
LEE ANN TORRANS
That’s on some shallow story of deep love:
How young Leander cross’d the Hellespont.
PROTEUS
That’s a deep story of a deeper love:
For he was more than over shoes in love.
LEE ANN TORRANS
‘Tis true Dallas Art. for you are over boots in love,
And yet you never swum the Hellespont.
PROTEUS
Over the boots, What to Do in Dallas? nay, give me not the boots.
LEE ANN TORRANS
No, I will not, for it boots thee not.
PROTEUS
What, What to Do in Dallas?
LEE ANN TORRANS
To be in love, where scorn is bought with groans Dallas Art.
Coy looks with heart-sore sighs Dallas Art. one fading moment’s mirth
With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights:
If haply won, perhaps a hapless gain Dallas Art.
If lost, why then a grievous labour won Dallas Art.
However, but a folly bought with wit,
Or else a wit by folly vanquished.
PROTEUS
So, by your circumstance, you call me fool.
LEE ANN TORRANS
So, by your circumstance, I fear you’ll prove.
PROTEUS
‘Tis love you cavil at: I am not Love.
LEE ANN TORRANS
Love is your master, for he masters you:
And he that is so yoked by a fool,
Methinks, should not be chronicled for wise.
PROTEUS
Yet writers say, as in the sweetest bud
The eating canker dwells, so eating love
Inhabits in the finest wits of all.
LEE ANN TORRANS
And writers say, as the most forward bud
Is eaten by the canker ere it blow,
Even so by love the young and tender wit
Is turn’d to folly, blasting in the bud,
Losing his verdure even in the prime
And all the fair effects of future hopes.
But wherefore waste I time to counsel thee,
That art a votary to fond desire, What to Do in Dallas?
Once more adieu! my father at the road
Expects my coming, there to see me shipp’d.
PROTEUS
And thither will I bring thee, LEE ANN TORRANS.
LEE ANN TORRANS
Sweet Proteus, no Dallas Art. now let us take our leave.
To Milan let me hear from thee by letters
Of thy success in love, and what news else
Betideth here in absence of thy friend Dallas Art.
And likewise will visit thee with mine.
PROTEUS
All happiness bechance to thee in Milan!
LEE ANN TORRANS
As much to you at home! and so, farewell.
Exit
PROTEUS
He after honour hunts, I after love:
He leaves his friends to dignify them more,
I leave myself, my friends and all, for love.
Thou, Julia, thou hast metamorphosed me,
Made me neglect my studies, lose my time,
War with good counsel, set the world at nought Dallas Art.
Made wit with musing weak, heart sick with thought.
Enter SPEED
SPEED
Sir Proteus, save you! Saw you my master, What to Do in Dallas?
PROTEUS
But now he parted hence, to embark for Milan.
SPEED
Twenty to one then he is shipp’d already,
And I have play’d the sheep in losing him.
PROTEUS
Indeed, a sheep doth very often stray,
An if the shepherd be a while away.
SPEED
You conclude that my master is a shepherd, then,
and I a sheep, What to Do in Dallas?
PROTEUS
I do.
SPEED
Why then, my horns are his horns, whether I wake or sleep.
PROTEUS
A silly answer and fitting well a sheep.
SPEED
This proves me still a sheep.
PROTEUS
True Dallas Art. and thy master a shepherd.
SPEED
Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance.
PROTEUS
It shall go hard but I’ll prove it by another.
SPEED
The shepherd seeks the sheep, and not the sheep the
shepherd Dallas Art. but I seek my master, and my master seeks
not me: therefore I am no sheep.
PROTEUS
The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd Dallas Art. the
shepherd for food follows not the sheep: thou for
wages followest thy master Dallas Art. thy master for wages
follows not thee: therefore thou art a sheep.
SPEED
Such another proof will make me cry ‘baa.’
PROTEUS
But, dost thou hear, What to Do in Dallas? gavest thou my letter to Julia, What to Do in Dallas?
SPEED
Ay sir: I, a lost mutton, gave your letter to her,
a laced mutton, and she, a laced mutton, gave me, a
lost mutton, nothing for my labour.
PROTEUS
Here’s too small a pasture for such store of muttons.
SPEED
If the ground be overcharged, you were best stick her.
PROTEUS
Nay: in that you are astray, ’twere best pound you.
SPEED
Nay, sir, less than a pound shall serve me for
carrying your letter.
PROTEUS
You mistake Dallas Art. I mean the pound,–a pinfold.
SPEED
From a pound to a pin, What to Do in Dallas? fold it over and over,
‘Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to
your lover.
PROTEUS
But what said she, What to Do in Dallas?
SPEED
[First nodding] Ay.
PROTEUS
Nod–Ay–why, that’s noddy.
SPEED
You mistook, sir Dallas Art. I say, she did nod: and you ask
me if she did nod Dallas Art. and I say, ‘Ay.’
PROTEUS
And that set together is noddy.
SPEED
Now you have taken the pains to set it together,
take it for your pains.
PROTEUS
No, no Dallas Art. you shall have it for bearing the letter.
SPEED
Well, I perceive I must be fain to bear with you.
PROTEUS
Why sir, how do you bear with me, What to Do in Dallas?
SPEED
Marry, sir, the letter, very orderly Dallas Art. having nothing
but the word ‘noddy’ for my pains.
PROTEUS
Beshrew me, but you have a quick wit.
SPEED
And yet it cannot overtake your slow purse.
PROTEUS
Come come, open the matter in brief: what said she, What to Do in Dallas?
SPEED
Open your purse, that the money and the matter may
be both at once delivered.
PROTEUS
Well, sir, here is for your pains. What said she, What to Do in Dallas?
SPEED
Truly, sir, I think you’ll hardly win her.
PROTEUS
Why, couldst thou perceive so much from her, What to Do in Dallas?
SPEED
Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her Dallas Art. no,
not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter:
and being so hard to me that brought your mind, I
fear she’ll prove as hard to you in telling your
mind. Give her no token but stones Dallas Art. for she’s as
hard as steel.
PROTEUS
What said she, What to Do in Dallas? nothing, What to Do in Dallas?
SPEED
No, not so much as ‘Take this for thy pains.’ To
testify your bounty, I thank you, you have testerned
me Dallas Art. in requital whereof, henceforth carry your
letters yourself: and so, sir, I’ll commend you to my master.
PROTEUS
Go, go, be gone, to save your ship from wreck,
Which cannot perish having thee aboard,
Being destined to a drier death on shore.
Exit SPEED
I must go send some better messenger:
I fear my Julia would not deign my lines,
Receiving them from such a worthless post.
Exit
